Why???


  • What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? How do they check?

  • What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

  • If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

  • Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?

  • Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

  • Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

  • Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

  • If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?

  • Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

  • Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

  • Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

  • Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

  • What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

  • If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?

  • When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

  • What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • Why do women wear one bra but a pair of panties?

  • Why do we drive on a Parkway but park in a driveway?

  • Do all single people have dirty backs?

  • How much faster would lightning go if it didn't zigzag?

  • If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

  • Why do they put braille on the drive through bank machines?

  • Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

  • Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

  • Why do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

  • Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?