Country Songs


  • Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

  • How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

  • I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

  • I Wanna Whip Your Cow

  • I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

  • I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

  • I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

  • If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

  • If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

  • If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

  • My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

  • When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In

  • You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

  • I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

  • If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now