Bumper Stickers


  • Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

  • My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant

  • To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing

  • If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

  • Horn Broken... Watch For Finger

  • If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass

  • So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

  • Illiterate? Write For Help

  • Honk If Anything Falls Off

  • If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off... [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]

  • Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

  • Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

  • Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

  • Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

  • Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

  • Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition